BLOG AND DIE...OR SHUT UP

2007-06-08T12:54:00.001-07:00

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Here is a little update anyway....
Here are some photo's from my video camera...

Josh and my dad at a pizza place in Cardiff.

Some shoes.

A spider on my bedroom wall, I got rad footage of it running on the lens.

Pee Lage... he's got a new site, go look at it.

Josh Clarke after a gruelling one man session down the DMH steps. Rambo.

D-Wayne flicking through Vice at the Quay.

J Fresh.

Joshy, victorious...

Jake in fisheye vision.

2007-06-08T12:54:00.000-07:00

Here are some photo's from my video camera...

Josh and my dad at a pizza place in Cardiff.

Some shoes.

A spider on my bedroom wall, I got rad footage of it running on the lens.

Pee Lage... he's got a new site, go look at it.

Josh Clarke after a gruelling one man session down the DMH steps. Rambo.

D-Wayne flicking through Vice at the Quay.

J Fresh.

Joshy, victorious...

Jake in fisheye vision.

2007-04-22T13:48:00.000-07:00

154: 15 Year Old 15 Stair Hardflip?!

Andy picked me, Eric and Josh up from Casino at 12.

We went to Milton Keynes... we didn't want to go to the Buszy, but it's an alright place to warm up I suppose.

This gap at the YMCA got nailed by the best trick ever...

Simps was on Ty Evans mode...

Eric hated the spot.

Eric prefered this fuck-off handrail.

Me and Josh stood around while Eric got another trick for his video part...
It's going to blow minds.

Stoked.

This rail is pure suicide...
All I did is ride across the mud at 100mph, fun fun fun.

Simpsonics filming was flawless.

Check my flickr for a better version of this.

We went home victorious with some cool footage for the Casino video.

Eric was sleeping in the back...

Home sweet home an all that, but where's all our marble?

2007-04-21T12:13:00.000-07:00

153: The Global Village...

I met up with Ryan and Daz in the O Tree for a swift one.

Ryan had this weird HG Wells book about all this technology, the diagrams are amazing.

The chapters are so complex.

I just read Dylan Hughes' Haunts in the new Sidewalk, it's fucking rad.

SATURDAY 21st APRIL
I met up with Gav and Lee, we waited for Pone, who drove, then we picked up Darryl.
MK trip.

Michael Schumacer.

Emotional eyes

We got MK pretty fast 'cus Pone drove like a maniac...

Darryl ripped his new cords... Check his gaping hole.

We filmed and Lee got loads of photos...

Danish Gav

I honestly couldn't believe how fat this woman is... Euthanasia anyone? I'm sure that guy has been thinking about it.

Darryl's trousers ripped even more, so he got semi-naked.

Pone was getting rad 5-0's around this curvy block, it's well hard to skate it.

Gav is so good at filming lines. Ha.

Pone and the pink wall at MK G.

Sick-Danny Way-esque-drop-in.

We all peeped the photos on the way back...

2007-04-17T13:17:00.000-07:00

152: Street Beers...

Me and Basi decided to go Syston and get beers, in college time, because it was sunny.

We went to the park.

Kim and Sex Owl came.

Basi climbed this tree for a photo op.

Kim monitored the situation.

Beer in a tree. Like on the Kevin Cosner 'Robin Hood' movie where people have rad tree homes in Sherwood Forest.

This womans dog was awesome, it just scuttled along.

Kieren hates the fat people, we all hate the fat people.

SKELETONS

Here's the poster for our next video premiere...

(CLICK TO ENLARGE)

2007-04-16T02:09:00.000-07:00

STREET FOOD by Phil McDonald.

It has become a weird ritual on Phil's blog, photo's of me eating food in the street.
Here's what I've eaten so far... There will be more in the future, so keep checking his blog.

street paninni

street chicken

street scampi fries

street mac

street fruit

street sandwich

street eclair

street coke

street burger

street snaps

All photo's by Phil McDonald.

2007-04-14T02:55:00.000-07:00

150: Hinkley Drinking Games...

It was my Dad's birthday so I got him this buddha head, just as a joke though.

Dc was working in the shop today. He was beating up boxes with a ruler.

Here's Ben surrounded by young girls.

Sam and Ezo. Eric's fringe is out of control now.

Joshy came down for mad beers.

The last time I saw Jambo I split his face open...

Josh was beating people (except for John) at pool.

These girls man, these girls.

Strongbow is for the real ballers, when is White Ace gonna be on tap?

We had a skate sesh, this fat bird really wanted a go.
Doesn't she know that skateboarding isn't for girls?

Here's Josh and a proper fat and ugly bird.

Zoe, Josh and Jambo were doing these drinking games, it was gnarly.

I think I would have died if I joined in, besides it was too complicated anyway...

2007-04-12T13:32:00.000-07:00

149: Quay Crew own Vicky Park.

We skated Quay...
D-Wayne filmed me do a trick for the edit, so I got him a Magners.

I ate shit.

John was on it as usual.

Paul was fucking ripping.

This woman scared the shit out of me...

We went to Subway and robbed a bunch of drinks.

Then skated Vicky Park...
Then chilled.

Summer is almost here.

Nike props. Gaymers props.

Dom came down, add him on his new myspace...

Luke didn't have his skateboard.

Basi was pissed off because he cars were in a space he needed to do a trick...

'I love you'

Here's John getting all 'IRA' with some weird bomb.

I tagged D-Waynes board up. Sorry D-Wayne.

Fresh was skating...

Pissed off.

Joshua made a fire.

2007-04-10T05:20:00.000-07:00

148: Filming in London...

We had to meet at Casino at 9...I had time to get a McBreakfast before. It was cool.

When I got to the shop (about quarter to nine) Eric was sitting there already.

Basi was 3rd to arrive.

Simpsonic let us in...

Eric gripped a board, I cut my finger on his griptape somehow.

Everyone one made it, apart from Lee...I think he was going to the Zoo instead.

Simps has these back pills.

Basi had an advert in Transworld...

We stopped off at Newport Pagnell.

Simps was gambling.

Darth Joe.

We ended up parking in West Hampstead.

By 11am we were in London.

Tubing it...

This man kept falling asleep.

Simps had a ghetto cam.

Luke is going to have a haircut.

After fucking up the tubes, DLR wasn't working for some reason...
We got to East India.

It's the best spot in the universe. Probably, well apart from Quay.

We got millions of lines.

Ty Evans

Luke had footballer hair steez

We were all dying of thirst, my mouth was like sand...So we moved on.

We ate McDonalds in the street.

Josh got a banger down London Bridge... Check it out in the vid.

We terrorized Londoners...

These benches are alright...

Joe slamming.

Joe Krooking.

Here's Basi checking out microsoft paint.

Josh was amazed by the mice in the underground and kept looking for them.

D-Wayne.

After an awesome day we headed back...

Me, Josh and Joe were sticking our heads out of the car, it's the funniest thing ever.

2007-04-08T14:04:00.000-07:00

147: Same as ever...

When I got on the bus Robbie was there.

So were Angus and Arron.

Dave was at O Tree surrounded by serious adults.

We played with our ghetto phones.

Just look how girly that drink is...

Here's D-Wayne and a Topman pose...

Bas was at Odyssey. It was a reggae night.

Beaver and a beaver.

Josh has this rad book on animals an shit.

John was raving to reggae.

There were rastas everywhere, it makes a good change to 15 year olds.

Dancing.

Basi

Bro's

As if this guy even skateboards, he's just got a zero tattoo 'cus it looks 'cool'. Hahaha.

ELECTROTEC...
Was the same as ever.

Josh was hating it.

D-Wayne wanted to go.

This girl loved it, obvs.

I'm still seeing Napalm Death.

See ya later guys.

Me and Basi went Subway then home.

Ryan came out skating the next day... Me and Johnny Fresh filmed loads for the edit.

Here's le promo....

Bromance & Beermance - Promo

2007-04-06T14:46:00.000-07:00

146: "She's 15!" "So what man"

When me and Basi got to the O Tree Dr Pepper was setting stuff on fire.

Pat got Basi this 'Paint Stripper' apparently the worst shot there is.

Basi had to down this pint just to clear his smoggy throat.

Pat was buying everyone shots.

Ollie Ridler was too gangster...

Tony T and Page were loving the free shots...

We said bye to Ollie and a bunch of girls and when't to some party.

We met Joshua and got a taxi...

As soon as I got there I smashed this Magners bottle, it well pissed me off.

The house had a greenhouse.

The trampoline was rad, people kept telling us to get off it but we didn't give a shit.

Oh, so it was a Pimps n Ho's party, this was the only guy dressed as a pimp.
We ARE pimps, no need to dress up like.

Happy birthday Maise...

Gregs t-shirt is so cool I'm going to buy one and bite his steez.

I got loads of 'upskirt shots'. But there just pant shots...Evs.

Joe was walking around with a bowl full of dorritos like a butler.

BAD-MEN

Here's D-Wayne and that twat...

Hey Josh, she's 15.

This guy looks well over it. Bored an that.

Blazer brigade!

D-Wayne found a big stick.

This is a photo I took whilst on the trampoline.

This bitch was doing cool shit with her boobs.

Lilly - I got pretty obsessed with her. Sorry.

Pimp Beaver.

Page was scaring these girlies.

Josh and a Tim Burton mug...

Eer. People were passing out.

I sat in this tree for ages. Like a sparrow.

I was pooring beer on people.

Then I went home...

Check out the new REVERT MAGAZINE cus me and Eric have an interview...

2007-04-06T02:50:00.000-07:00

145: Quay Pirates BBQ.

D-Wayne was on the beer early.

Loads of people turned up, to a BBQ on a field with half an hours notice...

The man from Pizza King is cool. He was trying to skate, we wanted him to fall off, obvs.

Beaver filmed a trick for the 'BROMANCE AND BEERMANCE' easter holiday edit.

Jake did 'surf grinds'.

Without Pat the BBQ couldn't have happened. Cheers for coming Pat.

Greg.

We killed it.

Me and Joe went halfs on some Carlsberg.

Page was chilling, in the sun.

These dudes were doing some gay juggling shit.

Tony T

There were sausages, burgers, veggie burgers, everything...

Bun steez

Dr Pepper got these girls to come sit with us, they wern't all that.

Then these 16year olds came and downed a whole bottle of vodka near us.

Pat is the govener at their school.

Jake drove me and Basi home, we listened to Tenacious D. Haha.

Jake had never opened these, so I did, they were awesome.

2007-04-04T12:36:00.000-07:00

144: Je fais du skateboard avec mes copains...

This smoked salmon bagle was awesome, cheers mum.

At the Quay Korku left his bike, so me and Basi sessioned it.

No feet!

Two fags!

Korku came back, so we got off his bike.

Amazing weather...

These bitches loved Korku.

John came out without his board, he got too fucked the night before.
Nurishment will cure that.

Jimladd gave us a lift to Vicky Park, there wasn't enough room for Josh...
Gutted Josh.

Joe close-up

It was sick, we listened to Common and Biggie.

John hurled abuse at harmless pedestrians.

It was a party in the back.

Jim Ladd is a sick driver.

It's well funny how we left Josh...

When we got Vicky it was like summer or something...

D-Wayne learnt tre's.

John got this tshirt off Basi for a ten boys.

Jake was down, nollie nosemanuals on everything.

Korku biked up from Quay, he loves bikes.

Seconds after this photo D-Wayne spilt some of my Gaymers.

Lukey lukester.

Lots of games of SKATE.

Floater...

End.

LE FINI.

2007-04-01T05:13:00.000-07:00

143: Childrens Rail Ticket.

Jake was skating at Vicky Park.

We met up with Ronald McDonald at Uni...

Basi was getting hesh.

Ollie over t'rail.

The security said we couldn't skate these steps but we could skate anywhere else on campus!

After landing his trick, Basi got a beer and celebrated.

Bare equipment.

Josh filmed this gap noseslide...

In the evening....
We continued the party mood and went out to celebrate todays footage.

Pre-Party-Piss-Patch

'Fuck you'

Lukey was out, he was at least 6 years older than everyone in there.

We found a childs train ticket, this pretty much sums Odyssey up.

Hustlin... As if we buy drinks.

Hollywood Joe.

Wearing shades is the new not wearing shades.

This handsome young man came down...

More can action.

French Josh was sippin wine that John opened with a skate tool.

Luke needed Dom to save him but he wouldn't answer.

This FIFTEEN year old girl was in the mens room. Just checking out dicks or something.

DEATH-BY-PARTY

Beth's legs are 7ft long.

Here's some random girly thies.

Me doing a Snoop Dogg.

Smokey

D-Wayne crushed a can and fitted it into a glass.

'This is a man's game little girl'

At Electrotec...

The bouncer wanted me to delete the photo of him.

Ezzo smuggled some chips in... Everyone was going mad, eating chips and getting grease everywhere.

The only way these girls could get home was to wait for a train at 5pm to Market Harborough.

Haha.

Who's coming to see Napalam Death with me?

Bas got banned from dancing...

John was worse for wear....

...but was still getting bitches.

Beth said I wasn't blogging enough and then did this face.

Sam got a cup of tea on the dancefloor...

My Msn buddy Katie was out.

'Rave'

Beth obviously likes guys who drink tea.

Beaver was partying in this car.

Loads of people just hung out around the car...

This girl sat in the back with ALL the quay crew, pretty much. I bet she's got about 5/6 little quay babies inside her now though.

Basi was just chucking condoms out the window every few minutes.

If your a girl, getting in a car with some quay boys is like letting your children stay around Gary Glitters house.

The end.

2007-03-31T04:17:00.000-07:00

142: We live for Quay, we die for Quay.

This toad is amazing. 'Toadzilla'!!! What the fuck. The metro is full of important stories everyday.

This is the best photo I managed to get of this long sausage dog, it had a red Nike jumper on and was just chilling.

Here's Kieren at work.

Me, Basi, my dad and my uncle Matt went to see 300 at the Vue cinema.

We were all well macho.

Cheers dad.

Eeeer.

The film was awesome, I can see why it got bad reviews though, but fuck critics, who cares if it is or isn't saying something about current politics, it looked amazing and is the most epic thing I've seen in ages (apart from that toad).

Quay got sessioned on Friday.

These two were arguing as ever.

Beaver tried to maintain the peace with his iron fist.

This 'English' beer is fucking raw.

Wrestling broke out.

D-Wayne suplexed Joe.

Then I went Boardroom with Josh...
Ollie was there doing 'fear eyes'.

Here's a vimeo clip of our Wednesday skate session...

Fuck College - Go Skating on Vimeo

2007-03-25T03:49:00.000-07:00

141: The Longest Day / Quay Crew Bastards Strike Again...

Me and Kim met up with bare people at Odyssey, including John, who is well and truly off of lent.

Beaver had gold, D-Wayne had pearls.

Some serious pub 'sports' went down.

When Bas came everyone went crazy, like when Owen Hart died in wrestling.

Perfect Robbie and his 'strawberry blonde' mate.

Basi had some rad ankle band.

'That fucking photo of me pissing is the best photo ever'

Some dodgy looking pharmacuticals and Arron.

Angus Deyton (aka Gary Neville, John Carpenter and Carl Barratt) in sensual red jeans.

Bar pump epic photo.

Amber

I found a glass of wine, so I drank that shit.

Then I smashed the glass all over this table. Like a badman, or Vince Neil.

This girl and me did Joe's hair like SJP.

The street that the youth club is on.

After much fuckery we eventually got everyone into The Charlotte for that gay electro night thing.

We had fun.

Dom came and we both were rocking the same hat.

Right:
This guy got me and apparently I was being 'abusive' when really he asked me 'what's your problem' about him not letting people in, I replied 'communism'. I don't think he got it.
He chucked me out, probably thought I was a hooligan.

I took this photo of him looking well angry, turned my back to walk out and he fucking attacked me, chucking me into wallas and shit trying to get my camera and delete it. What a psycho.

I ran away.

We ran to Firebug (me, Basi (who also got the boot) and Amy)

Habitual 'cock graph' in condensation 'cus the place is so hot.

Hands... me and Amy spoke, while Basi chatted up 40 year olds in front of their husbands.

Look at that grotesque pig woman. She's like a Mad Max extra that never got paid and wonders around being too 'individual'.

This twat got us all drinks while Basi chatted up his girlfriend, I think he was jealous of our youth.

Hey Miss Sherrat or Hannah.

Check out Johnny's mum as Mario.

So Lauren owns an awesomely decadent furniture store, we all went there to party.

Here's Kim all passed out.

Bitches gave everyone massages.

Littl girls where everywhere drinking vodka straight out of the bag.

£500 lamp shade shit

It was pathetic but cost loads? (rhetorical question)

Josh ran the shower to rinse there meter.

Loads of floors.

Eric took this.

Basi seconds before doing it.

The shop was gradually getting more fucked up.

Ah Bas... Perfect for the Tom Wenning 2 montage...?

Pissing in the sink 'cus someone tore the toilet off the wall.

Artilery...what?!

The fuckign busted lavvy.

She had a go at Basi for spraying the fire extinguisher...

So he did it again for a photo and to piss her off more.

Lauren got locked in this weird cell, we were going to keep her there. Evs.

By this time it's 7am and everything is fucked up. Check the bed, all broke from a mad pile-on.

The shop 'Abode' is across the street from 'Ice Mango'.

McDonalds at 7am.

We went back to the shop, slept for an hour then got the first bus back.

When I got back I did this blog.
SLEEP IS FOR GAYS.

2007-03-23T16:49:00.000-07:00

140: Heroin Video Premiere...

This is the awesome sink upstairs at Casino, it's full of mold.

Before the Heroin prem we went to Odyssey for a beer or in Basi's case a GnT.

Eric's new hoody makes him look like a green cloth bananna.

"Act natural"

Basi was getting all 'art' and modelled this ciggarette holder.

We went to TJs and got wine and beer. In a proper Quay style.

Skating at 80mph through town drinking bottles of wine.

Emma was there and Connor did a rad drop-in.

Lots of people came.

Including Will, all the way from Sheff.

Peep's were partying outside.

Fos arrived, there was mad traffic in London and the journey took longer than expected.

We made up more goody bags because there were more people than expected. The goody bags had awesome shit in, like sticky hands, badges, stickers and sweets.

Basi was climbing all over the place like Boardroom's spiderman.

Darryl IS the best bowl skater I've ever seen. He's an alright dude to.

Here's Matt and his rectangle head.

Fos did a beautiful speech before the DVD started...

Darryl BluntFakie.

Will was stoked on Deerman of Darkwoods and the whole BA:KU cult.

"Hey Arthur"

Everyone went mad loving the DVD. Wallrides etc.

Blunts again...

Clark repped for Jews and Wine.

Bro's and Beer.

Dirt burger...

The DVD was dope, lots of quirky shit and Chris Ault's section was a beast. Stoked on the Magic Sticky Hand footage.

Ault's board is 10inches wide, mines 6 inches. Haha.

Will and a crooked-backed old man. We waited for the bus and created our own 'cult' the KURB:KULT. All we do is skate curbs without ollies and wear ski-masks. GNAR.

Beer on the bus.

When I got off the bus some kid wanted a go on my board, so I told them to 'fuck off' then they chased me so I skated off really quick swearing at them. Little bastards.

AWESOME PREMIERE.

2007-03-20T14:59:00.000-07:00

139: We Went McDonalds.
(I'm fed up with my blog just being all these exciting parties)

The sky was rad, it looked real warm but was cold out.

'Fuck all these fat fuckers' Lets go McDonalds 'cus we can because we're an awesome weight and eating junk food doesn't make us fat like them.

Bus stop shot.

Tyrell doing 'the Deniro'

Bus took ages and the wind gave me a numb face.

Ben took 3 hours eating a Big McMac Mcsteez.

Elegance.

£1.19 for a chicken wrap thing.

2007-03-18T04:03:00.000-07:00

138: Subway or Electro? Subway.

Eric had an amazing Chewy on a chain...It was for getting bitches or something.

Ryco was going on about IDM all night.

Josh and Joe both found one of these books. Rad.

Loads of the boys came down, Lukey's 22nd aint it...

The Chewy chain did the rounds. 'Please, let me rock it'

Covers baby, covers

This is Simps trying to remember what his 'blog face' was from b-i-t-d.

Chest hair, I've been cultivating it.

Josh is taking his OCD to whole new awesome levels, this hand wash dries in your hands so you can wash em whilst your out skating.

Neil Shpeel

Stoked Brigade

Some girls and Luke

Some girls, a polaroid and a hyped Luke.

Josh and the Jagermeister lady. She gets paid to flirt and sell shots, we got loads.

We all went back to the shop, for a party.

Josh and some amazing cover.

'Don't Sam'

The roof beckoned us.

It was well weird thinking you would fall off the edge...

People outside the shop...

Pete and Dave were in McDonalds, getting pre-party food.

For taking this shit photo I got barred from McDonalds, who gives a shit.

Dave and Pete went to Firebug, me and Ryan went in but it was soooo hot in there...We just left.

Got a subway instead of going electrotec. £3 innit.

2007-03-17T11:21:00.000-07:00

137: Game of SKATE steez...

Look at this shitty 'red nose day' cookie, I bet it tastes like gravel.

Me, Simps and Lukey drove up to Vicky park, beautiful day.

Nice moustache Lukey. Happy 22nd Birthday man!

When we got Vicky (at 1pm) Joe was pretty pissed on cider.

Lots of bro's showed up, I even sore some girls.

Simps was blogging. Probably stoked on his crailtap appearance.

John (the big irish guy) was drinking a whole bottle of whiskey... St.Paddys day excuse.

Vicky was crammed like double anal.

Darryl, John and D-Wayne all were killing it.

Shumba was skating! Yeah Shumb.

I can tell Simps never wants to see a nollie bigspin ever again.

Still on it... he made it to the semi-finals though, thats the Quay way.

John drank this whole bottle. 'don't worry man, it's only 13%'

Paige was sunbathing.

Quay and Die.

Judge dread.

Luke had the most iPath hairstyle ever. Matt Pailes steez.

Here's Lee before the final.

And after the final, nice one Lee.

Mackey filmed.

Product toss!

'What you know about Pacs life?'

Emma stole Lee's shoes.

Luke's outfit was cool.

Darrell Stanton.

Neil was being arty.

Dave and Dom managed the shop.

2007-03-14T15:23:00.000-07:00

136: No Puddle At Vicky Park...

I was reading this on the bus, the Metro, and I was laughing out loud, on my own....
On a bus full of old people who were moaning about youths not picking up there rubbish in Syston. He fucking robbed a sweet shop with a knife and gets pissed! At 10!

He's stopped drinking now though and only has the occassional ciggy.

Phil got this on eBay for like £1. Thinsulate Phil.

Glasses shmasses.

Amber came into college with the roughest voice.

Bigger hats = more power.

It was the nicest day ever, so we met at Vicky. No fucking puddle for once.
Summer must nearly be here.

It wasn't that sunny.

Photographer gets photo'd. This took me about a million shots to get it all sick....

Why use Brillcream when sweat is free...?

So stoked on this Subway.

Partying...

Me and Bas got the bus back.

It dropped Bas in Thurmo and his mum had to come get him.

Here's a little edit from todays section...

2007-03-11T12:54:00.000-07:00

135: Farm Party Bastards

I got to Odyssey well before everyone else, luckily these two were there, chillin.

Rosa sat on Mary.

The gang came already mad pissed, Beaver can't stop getting naked.

Joe was wearing a bandanna for Shane Cross.

These fucking Jagermeister people are so shit. He was selling us sambuca anyways, what a bandit.

Tin-foil/upskirt shot

D-Wayne was sick all over the floor. (Before 11pm)

(By the way: There is some robot shit at Electrotec tonight, thats what the foils about)

Miss Sherrat (my art teacher woman) was at Le Charlotte.

Some people went to a lot more effort than just some tin-foil.

D-Wayne was sick a bit more in here, but he was coming round.

Craig from Big Brother scene.

Here's Beaver laughing at the above caption...

Where's the sombrero at? Mexican swine.

Which one is Paddy? (the one on the right, you twats)

Joe kissed this girl for a solid hour. Then got kicked out when toilets got involved.

So some guy decided it'd be a cool idea to paint his body silver? Whats the point.

D-Wayne is back alive. (roughly 2am)

By 3am we were at a house party on a farm on the outskirts of Rearsby.

We all got buck wild like buckaroo.

Addict have been ripping off this cadets shit for years.
This jacket sparked the 'lets dress up fad' we had this night.

'Give a shit'

Pure electrotec hat

Check out the mise-en-scene.
The doritos top this outfit off.

'What?! I'll shank ya!'

Check out that goblet.

Fonz steez

Old man jacket

This binbag outfit is actually the best thing I've ever seen.

Beaver tries too hard. Sailors are gay.

Pure 'Kevin and Perry'.

We found Basi passed out in here...

With a teddy, the crazy fuck.

Outside there is the biggest trampoline, Joe was getting mad aerobic.

Wrestling.

We found this cupboard at about 5am...So we got more pissed.

Real pigs.

John was going to ride it, then everyone was like 'No dont John, it will eat you alive'. Shit.

We found a cellar full of wine.

I found Joe asleep in the bath. With a duvet and everything.

In the morning these dogs were going ape-shit.

Nothing like wine in the morning, especially in the countryside.

It's a whole new world.

All the bitches were probably sitting there regretting things. I don't know.

Absolute bro's.
Like the chuckle brothers, pinky and the brain or myra hindley and ian brady or something, like a famous duo.

Pims at 9am.

I had to get out before my liver screamed it's self to death.

Check the rest of my day here

2007-03-10T11:22:00.000-08:00

134: Debaucery

Tyrell was looking freaked-out as normal...

Lent is bent

Angus was there

Fuck those biz-nitches...

Hahaha, Johns such a fundamentalist.

Orange badmens

Serious George got me a pint of Red Stripe... Cheers Serious.

This hat did the rounds...

Oh my, it's that fucking Sam Fisher face again...

Everyone danced like epileptics to White Rose Movement...

Amy has got an electrotec tattoo

I don't know whats happening here.

The best thing about WRM was this hot woman.

Tiger mate

Lead singer was a twat, blates...

Inter-racial gigeroo

Like it's Glastonbury or summet.

Beaver made a dramatic appearance

It begins...

This guy man, this guy...

Erics hat...

Kierens dad came down and was gangster

The best thing about WRM

Biznitches

QUAY TAT

Lipstick steez

I wanna go to this...

Oh Kieren...Why oh why.

We all went mad with lipstick.

This girl actually has the roundest cheeks ever.

Her nipples were glowing in the dark.

Beaver has never played a guitar ever, but playing guitars is gay...Posing with them is cool.

Classic Kieren steez

God

Big booty bitches

D-Wayne getting action. I wish my photos were more detailed.

Man-points.

Thats the gentleman ste-lo.

2007-03-09T10:58:00.000-08:00

133: Tree's are shit.

Mr B was chilling in 6th form rapping.

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2007-03-07T00:07:00.000-08:00

2007-03-06T07:46:00.000-08:00

Heroin 'Magic Sticky Hand' Premiere

This is going to be lots of fun. Make sure you come.

2007-03-05T01:54:00.000-08:00

132: Barfly Shit...

Ollie is an expert at making fannys with his mouth.

The weather was dead weird, it was hot and raining.

Weird

Josh with a cream egg in his mouth. He said "they're piss to eat" Hahaha

Here's Dom with an apple in his mouth, looking well like David Blaine.

Can't grow a beard? Grow long hair and put it in your face.

These hand dryers on the M1 are insane.

Ryan did a gig in Camden.

When are Magners gonna sort us out?

The Lies for the last time this tour...

There aren't many photos from Barfly because it wasn't that good. Ha.

On the way back I got this massively sickening tub of flying saucers. There like 90% sugar.

2007-03-04T03:38:00.000-08:00

131: There wasn't was much Panic as I would have liked, but it was Ok.

Fraser, never one to draw attention to himslef, got his massively curly hair straightened in some attempt to blend in. He looked like Garth the morning after banging that chick.

Before town, we all went to Basi's crib.

Basi's dog can't walk on slippery floors.

These two were here.

Check out Basi's dad on the front of 'Milestones' medical paper, pure killer.

Tour of the fridge.

We all watched Larry to get warmed up for a night of arguments.

Pissin'

Tyrell loves piss.

Like the badmens we are we drank this Vodka on the bus.

Yout's

D-Wayne had something wrong with his fly.

Aaron.

Simpsonic came down.

John is still doing that lent shit, mad pepsi steez.

Two-Beers-Talman

These two came in wet as fuck.

Here's Bas trying it on.

Amber don't give a fuck that umbrella's indoors are bad luck.

Afro gave us a lift to Panic.

Where shit got buck-wild, like a Sisqo video.

What the fuck is Paige drinking? Liquified coal, I think.

Doghouse Steve always gets this habitual photo every time I see him out.

Biz-nitches.

Usually I don't wanna use photos this blurry, but it's all about the biznitches.

Simps was straight pimpin'.

Whats the deal when you try to hug and grind on fat chicks and the tell you to fuck off? Do they get dick that easily that it pisses them off? No, she's probably a lesbian.

Beaver punched this guy 'cus he dared mess with Quay Crew.

Joe was stoked.

Trippin.

Lonely dancing...

She doesn't have a clue.

It got embarrissing when people started doing the conga. Like a old family at a wedding.

We ran away from this taxi. Yeah Talman.

2007-03-01T23:30:00.000-08:00

130: Epic, Like Ben Hur...

Here's a cartoon about 'the many stages of wilko' that I found in a draw.

Phil was studying like a nerd.

Boardroom fight club.

Darryl was trying 5050s up the ledge.

Here's one he made.

My friend, Finn, sent me this DVD...It's fucking awesome.

Dave drove us to Epic in Brum.

Greg was walking around with some shoe goo asking people to do it for him.

12 inch.

This man was about to eat his phone.

'Bezzin' mate'

Epic.

Ollie

Greg

After the session Ollie didn't want his shoes any more...

What does this mean? Gang territory or summet? Evs.

Snackin'.

How come Gregs got a beard?

Traffic jams, stoked.

Here's an edit from today...

2007-02-26T23:19:00.000-08:00

129: The Blog with Dave's Smith In...

At Uni it rained like a bastard.

I was peeling an orange and it totally came out like a heart.

Basi's belongings.

This is the best video I have ever seen...ever.

At Boardroom, Dave was busting the sickest smith grinds ever. Like Ed Temp.

Lukey put the rail on 'massive' setting and frontside lipslid it. He also did a back lip, but I'm a sucker and missed it.

Pat's reign of destruction on a skateboard will never end.

Greg sat there reading Vice, explains a lot.

Apart from lifts from the pub, the best thing about Dave's car is this bee.

Obviously we had pints of water.

Dave thinks he's rad and drank beer and water at the same time.

Expholiating.

Gay latte.

Ally was asking boys out.

BLOG.

2007-02-25T03:10:00.000-08:00

128: The Same Song for 4 Hours...

Basi came round mine and we drank beers.

Then we got to town....
We went to TJs and got 2 bottles of wine for a fiver.

A tramp called us 'experts'.

We smuggled that shit into Odyssey for sippin' on.

John is doing lent or some bullshit and was drinking Pepsi.

Josh got battered at pool by John. Seriously, John did the best shot ever...
It was like when Jonny Wilkinson scored that kick a few years ago.

Bas had 5 shots before we even left Odyssey.

Basis for a tv show?

Sock photo incentive.

We discussed cameras. Her's is prettier, obviously, mine's just a silver lump.

I wasn't going to use this photo, but just look at Basi's face. Gold.

Balancer.

Electrotec is now downstairs, but it's still the same song for 4 hours.

Robert was there, yeah Robert.

It's cool how the DJ just ignores my requests.

Electrotec personified. These girls killed it.

Rachel came down.

This is a sober John still dancing like Emily Rose.

2 glasses of wine with his mum, 2 beers at mine, 2 bottles of wine walking to odyssey,
5 shots of absinthe, a gin an tonic and 2 beers = A drop in standards.

Josh passed out.

Amber babes will never pass out.

Sam Fisher just assumes this pose whenever the camera comes out. It's getting old now, unless she was naked. So, Sam, up your game.

He didn't die.

A rare photo of Jess 'I hate myself'.

Joseph.

German dancing.

Thumbs up Grace, high fives all round.

Kieren came down and moshed or something.

Another passing out. Fucking lent.

Fat fuckers. We didn't/don't even know these people and they just 'freaked' in our corner. Whats that about.

Can we find another place for Saturdays.

2007-02-24T05:34:00.000-08:00

127: Brick By Brick, In a Logical Drawing...

Here's me and Le Beav having a pint.

Globe/Sidewalk collabs are worth buying just because Dom licked the sticker.

Ally sat across the table from us in the pub, it was like he was being interviewed.

Bro'in.

Next day: Monday, me and Dave were the dream team in the shop.

Fonzarelli

I put this elastic band on here to see how long it could stay before bursting off and taking out peoples eyes all across the Orange Tree.

I had a cranberry 'cus I wanted to skate after.

Happy Dave.

Jude Law drinks old man pints.

If you look closely you can see the bastard fake duck...Me and Basi are gonna kill it one day for faking it's entire existance.

Neckface copy for the art wall.

It's looking rad. Send me submissions for it.

Here's the poem.

Survival? Thats a pretty epic name for someone who just plays songs he thinks are nice.

Guildford. With a silent 'D'... Gil-Ford.

Backstage was someones house.

I should have stolen this for the art wall.

Me and Dec were drinking Corrs Light, like Canadians.

Ryan kidnapped these hot young girls.

These were my stage props for the show. The orange is a metaphor for global terrorism. Not.

Raths blogged or something.

'Don't take photos of me'

Lots of people watched The Lies. I didn't.

Gay.

Apparently, this woman is a huge fan of my blog and loves 'the work'. It's appreciated.

Wow, such an arty feet shot. Also gay.

The government are being cunts and trying to ban photography in public places... It's gonna turn out like Iraq or something if it keeps going this way.

So sign this petition to oppose it. I'm sure you agree that this is ludicrous.

2007-02-17T11:32:00.000-08:00

126: Sumo gig etc...

Here's Emma at the Quay, on Valentines day.

This pigeon is well cool.

Red Tongue and Kim came mine before Sumo.

The bands room had nice sofa's. And nice beer.

Robert is well into Ryans new track 'Jesus or the Dole'.

Extravagants...backstage.

Dirt.

I had to get these 2 a drink, this is WKD but made on the spot....Weird.

Performance.

Blogging.

People in the crowd with vinyls.

Ravers.

This guy was going on about analogue synths or something gay.

Leamington Spa.

Ryan sent a photo of his cock to this girl we met in Birmingham.

Look at the disco ball. Mise-en-scene

Definately a Do. 100 years old and still out partying.

Herbal viagra that didnt work.

This guy was pillin' his head off.

Fucking 'Gaydon', who named that?

Check this cliperoo.

2007-02-14T11:26:00.000-08:00

125: Randoms from the Vaults.
These are a few recent photos that I think deserve sharing, yet have no purpose.

Thurmaston.

The tour is going well, probably the vast amount of bananas Ryan consumes.

Thats Lost in Translation in the background.

Charisma team.

If people think we were trying to make a statement at Mansfield by sitting on the floor they're twats. Ryan just didnt have any where for his equipment.

GO TO SUMO TOMORROW NIGHT.

2007-02-11T11:58:00.000-08:00

124: In Birmingham People Have Eye Patches...

Me and Dom went to the O Tree after work, for a brew.

Then Becca picked me up and Me, Becca, Ryan and Raths drove to Brum.

We arrived at 'The Spotted Dog' It was pretty dismal.

The Ryan Gig Guide.

It was full of blokes.

Ryan had to do loads of publicity shots or something.

Thats a pint of healthy urine.

Lots of photomographs.

The best ones.

About time...

My t-shirt is referring to 'Pacs Life'

'You don't know about Pacs life
What you know about Pacs pain'

The boys went mad to Vemeer.

We showed up at Dom's house, he just let everyone in and gave The Lies... the key.

This is the Aparatec album art.

Quay gap.

We ended up at The Charlotte.

It was full of nice ladies.

This guy was partying like an epileptic.

'Crippling our communication'

Girls girls girls girls

Badmen dem

He got me to get another photo of him. Don't?

Do.

Amber was going epicly mad.

Blue steal.

John

Ryan was touching this girl

Its like the bouncer is a twat or something, I'm sure this girl doesn't mind.

Declan was off his stool.

Lots of people were dancing on tables.

Oh Eric.

When we left, at 3, it was chucking it down.

Pure gutted.

This makes me feel sick.

2007-02-09T08:28:00.000-08:00

123: The Most Dangerous Day For Driving...

Here's life meeting art. Basi meeting Basi.

Its a tank riding on a sea of blood and a snake on a skeleton.

D-Wayne got his OG mini ramp skills on.

It snowed real bad. We left for Southampton at 12.

On the way I watched bare DVDs.

It cleared up and was well nice.

We got to S'Hampton at 4 so had hours to waste...
We went to the actual sea.

It's well deep.

The Joiners has a well good 'band area'. The Klaxons were here the day before and the placed stunk of leggings and glowsticks.

It had epic furniture.

And epic graffiti.

Raths denied some girls at Brixton.

Aparatec is serious as fuck.

Its a replica of Osama's digs out in Afganistan.

This is a pisstake.

Ryan (from the Lies) fit himself in a fridge.

The first band was called 'Birdpen' they were dope. Someone thought they were called 'Birdpoo'.

Ryan

'It's not exactly Weezer'

My on-stage props.

Somebody is into 'Hamlet'.

Lies lies lies.

When I got back there was a snowman.

2007-02-06T09:28:00.000-08:00

122: 5 Hours to Brixton...

We left for Brixton at half 4.

My mum kindly made me a flask of coffee for the journey.

Which me and Ryan drank really quickly.

We got to The Windmill at half 9 after being lost in Kingston for fucking ages, after a while me, Ryan and Becca decided that if we were going to die there and then we could accept it.

The first band to play, Kyte, were really good. They come from Leicester.

Straight vodka.

These lights kill it.

Ryans performance was epic.

This is my view from the stage.

Ricky from the Lies has bare guitars.

Merch merch merch.

On the way back we got fuckin' well lairy mate.

2007-02-05T03:13:00.000-08:00

121: APARATEC at The Charlotte...

I did some tie-dye.

Me and Ryan missed the last bus up town so we made up songs about bananas.

At Wreake on Sunday morning there were loads of cadets doing there thang.

We drove to le Charlotte.

Robert was there 'mad blogging', although I don't think he knows what 'blogging' is...It probably hasnt hit Germany yet.

Becc-e-poos.

Can Magners sponsor Aparatec...

Me and the band went to the Hogs Head for some grub, Rickys pasta was tiny.

Pure mans pub.

Then back to the Charlotte for the gig.

Ryco blazed it up...

"Feel free to breakdance or whatever it is you do."

People were into it.

Arty cider.

Dave came and blogged the fuck out of everything.

D-Wayne and John got tats.

Quay bastards.

Pete looks amazed.

I think that D-Wayne just spoke to girls all night about his love for 'ink'.

Raths.

I don't know what Ryan was taking photos for.

Boxman killed it. He scratched Vemeer and it sounded phat.

All about the boys.

2007-02-04T03:23:00.000-08:00

120: Quay Pirates.

Somebody told me that Thurmaston doesn't exist, it's a state of mind.

D-Wayne is a pure Quay pirate, he and John went and got tattoo's shortly after this photo was taken. Ask him to see it when you next see 'em.

It was a beautiful day on Saturday.

Stonehenge.

Everyone sat there and watched Eric switch heelflip the Polydrop with the pirate hat on.

"Hey, there goes Garth and his friend Wayne... the psychopath."

This guy was absolutely mental. He kept bragging about his mate Jesus, probably a twat. If this guy was a muslim the government would arrest him.... He's like the white Abu Hamza.

Wreake...

Wreake session was illmatic.

2007-02-03T02:20:00.000-08:00

119: Hitchin Bitchin.

Me and Ryan left for Hitchin at 4.30, on an epic road trip.

The venue, Club 85, was pretty gnarly, it doesn't seem like the place to listen to IDM. Rad.

Ryan had to prepare his set. At one point the audio thing broke on his laptop, that would have been shit.

This list of times was complete shit. The people thought Ryan would DJ between songs. We had a talk and rearranged new times. Also, the music tech guy was a complete cunt.

Health.

Lies frontman, Robert, and Ryco meet for the first time.

The Lies are awesome, you should buy there album (if you like; Radiohead, Arcade Fire and supporting your mates).

Lots of people came.

Ryans "performance" was epic, like Freddie Mercury at Live Aid, without the AIDS.

This shit heavy metal band played, so we departed.

APARATEC is in:
Leeds Today (o3/02/07)
Leicester: Charlotte (04/02/07) BE THERE!
London: Brixton (05/02/07)
More dates here....

2007-01-28T03:21:00.000-08:00

POST 118: Fighting Dogs and 'Fucking Trance?!'

We skated Quay, it was freezing, but we all braved it. The guy on the far right is from Poland and he said it wasn't cold.......We didn't disagree.

These dogs were having the gnarliest battles all around the Quay, it was a bit scary.

Jake came down and ripped it. We invented 'surf' grinds.

Plenty of games of SKATE.....

Joe braved it past the dogs to go t'shop. The Jacksons Gauntlet.

I met Ryan in the Midland, we both got ID'ed and the woman was well apologizing 'cus Ryan is 21, all the other blokes in there were like 16-90 and all looked exactly the same; wet look gel, shirts/rugby tops, pristine shoes, scars and big fucking pints.

Me and Ryan sat there drinking cider.

These lot were on the bus, over-dressed? Never. This is the norm these days. Kill the Bland.

Amber looks like a big tomatoe.

Aparatec.....Buy our EP you bastards.

Afro was on form.

Lots of peeps were out.

Thats sweaty Hayley, she wasn't that sweaty tonight.

John or die.

Amber was filming something, I'm not sure why. Probably a media project, who the fuck takes media seriously as a subject?*

Classic, post-boredom, over-done, pisses me off shot... of some lights that don't impress me anymore.

Josh had like 4 glow-sticks in his mouth. Radioactive.

It got a bit 'manly'.

Benj was pretty tired.

Big fat girls arse.

Stokens.

(*I actually study Media and it's the only thing I can do at College, I'm pretty much relying on it for a career of sorts. That comment was a joke along with every other comment that people might think wasn't. This is even a joke, if you have read this far then you need to get off the interweb, burn your ibook and get rid of all your belongings. You should just start wearing brown and playing guitar, drinking wine with only a mattress in your room. Not even carpet, just floor-boards. First person to send me photos of there squalid living conditions will win my respect and a subscription to my blog. )

2007-01-21T10:20:00.000-08:00

POST 117: Electroboredom.

Greg was in Odyssey. Wearing his gypsy top.

Kieren and his London girlfriend were there, Kierens got a broken ankle.

Burly D-Wayne.

I am so stoked to see The Talmanizer.

That Amber girl and that Ben lad.

badaman dem.

Eric always does the 'stoked' face.

Bg Guns Beaver.

Welsh Tom is pure blue steal.

Beth said that she got drunk and got a tattoo.

Nobody believed her, so she whipped it out.

Saff.

D-Wayne is covered in beer.

Judge.

Dave came to Electrotec and partied.

Pete stood near the speaker.

Tie-dye is well in.

David Blaine shit, from Kimbo.

Beth kept whipping it out. I'm not even impressed anymore, she should have got an eagle over her tits or something like that. Like a devil on fire doing an invert on her shoulder.

Fucking Amber and Dave.

Amber spilt a whole pint of water over her head. Check out that conserned guys BGPs.

We thought it would be amazingly funny if John had stickers on his head.

And Beavs.

Naked Belvoir.

It was pretty sweaty in there.

Keeeesha wanted to go Maryland.

Luke was just chilling, in the street, at half 3 in the morning.

The taxi cost £25 and Basi had to get out last and we all gave Basi £15 to pay the man.

2007-01-20T11:53:00.000-08:00

POST 116: Landscapes.

It was really windy the other day, rather exciting. But now there's been a few blue skies so I'm stoked.

On Friday night I just sat in ma chambre drinking mans beer and myspaceing.

Here's that spot Fos. Get Howard to gap it, or Rogie to do the rail from the bank. Awesome.

Jake came out for the second week in a row, it's good to see him again.

The manny pad is huge.

I was poaching Lee's shots. Here's Joe with a Crooks.

Josh got a sick Fs Crooks. For the proper skate pics and a few other photos from today peep the flickr.

2007-01-18T06:34:00.000-08:00

POST 115: Leicester Ben.

Phils mums shop now sells ganja-leaf-medallions. So go buy one, 'cus they're well cool.

Here's Phils beautifully annotated Psychology book.

There are many types of butterflies.

Sam crashed his motorbike into a car. Now he's got something to talk about.

Boring street.

Curt doesn't go Boardroom anymore, now he just drinks Panda Stills.

Boardroom went off.

London Ben sessioned it before he goes back to fucking-gay-ass Long Beach, California.

We migrated to le pub.

Emmer was there, serving us beer an shit.

We all went mad on pistachios, like pokemon cards or something.

Pone wouldn't take me home for a tenner.

There's a Reemo photo in the Skateboard Mag. STOOOOKED.

Leicester Ben.

All our hard work eating pistachios paid off and we filled a bottle. Thats art.